As the song goes: "Clap along if you know what happiness is to you!"

What are some things that make people happy??

It could include:

• Robbing a bank, so you have enough money to do whatever you want (for a week anyway).  Okay, that may be a weak argument.
• Moving to Colorado and opening a shop to sell marijuana paraphernalia.
• Refusing to be controlled by another person, therefore deciding to have that abortion.
• Divorcing your spouse.
• Picking flowers from outside your favorite restaurant, then dancing in the fountain.

(Law enforcement may be called for the first and last example, though, sadly, the middle three find little challenge.)